is there anything sadder than.....
31 Jul 2007
a 30+ female with no hope of forming a loving and sexually liberated relationship, wandering round Ann Summers by herself, sighing dejectedly and wondering if at least the cats would like to play with the tassles?
*Is it really that bad when you start to imagine having pussy rub on your jelly and ice cream?
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I bought an Ann Summers bullwhip. It's crap (really poor quality leather) so it is now a cat toy/ornament. A good quality bullwhip is a joy to crack even if it scares the bejasus out of the neighbours.
"you start to imagine having pussy rub on your jelly and ice cream"
I must say, the "pussy rub" sounds much more interesting than the bullwhip, Jools.
...although....
L.U.V. on ya,
Bob
Oh mate, sounds weird, whats a pussy rub? cheers
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