The 'Do'
Scores on the doors =
Alcohol units - countless
Minutes spent on dancefloor - approx 180
Blast from the past - 1
Snoggage - 0
Slow dance - 1
Number of toes stood on by other dancers - 2
Minutes spent wearing a trilby - approx 160
Number of fights - almost 1
Number of exes present - 0
Alcoholic drinks brought by me - 1 (at £3.35 for an Archers and lemonade that's all I could afford)
Number of 'borrowed' items - 3
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The 'Don't'
Alcohol units - plenty (some stolen!)
Dancefloor minutes - none
Blast from the past - 2
Snoggage - 0
Slow dance - 0
Toes - 0; there was no dancing
Trilby - a few seconds here, a few there
Fights - Watched Hellboy; that had some.
Exes - 0
Drinks bought - some, but all paid for much earlier; just drank them last night
Borrowed - see top answer
At least you have a do! Our departmental do got cancelled. I could go to the great big works Xmas party, but I'm not really into parties.
The works Xmas party has also been cancelled.
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