29 August 2006

Things not to do when alone in your house

Ok, some of you may have noticed my absence from blogosphere last night and no I haven't been 'and got myself a life'. However I strongly recommend that you don't do any of this whilst trying to do some of this. Oh my dearies I was truly shameful. 2 bottles of wine and a roast dinner later and at 7.30 last night you would have found me spread eagled, face down and fully clothed on my bed, something I didn't discover until 2.30 this morning.
I've had to revisit 'soundtrack of my life 2' and remove a fair amount of it due to large amounts of giggling and smutty comments. Thank god I didn't finish it and try to post it (cause you know damn well that would've been the time that switchpod and blogger worked together in complete harmony and upload the damn thing in double quick time). Also I managed to stay of the poetry, mainly due to the whole passing out thing.
Brought to you in association with - Let me be a lesson to you all - part 2.

Oh and big Happy Birthday to Bills, who's getting older but not rougher, by the minute! :)

Update to the whole blogger is a cunt thing - new swear phrase 'ohpissbollocks' shortly followed by 'arsefuck' (see Spinny's blog for more details) I'm still sticking with 'arsetitwank' mind.

3 comments:

Billy said...

"I've had to revisit 'soundtrack of my life 2' and remove a fair amount of it due to large amounts of giggling and smutty comments."

Aw shame. :)

GreatSheElephant said...

oh my goodness, you're not old at all. There was I thinking you were my vintage

Jools said...

I feel old, my knees crack, I've got grey hair and I say a lot of things resembling 'gawd the youff of today'

Believe me there's still a fair amount of giggling and umming