I need your help - variation on a theme

Ok so carrying on with the porn theme - I need your help. I need to complete the following phrase.....

PORN...............................

So far I have:
PORN - Saving marriages since 1745

PORN - What the interweb was created for

PORN - Saving the British Film Industry

Pornania Jones - Intrepid Porn Treasure Seeker

Save our Porn - Future generations depend on it

OK , so which if any of these would look groovy on a t-shirt? Or can you come up with something better? Please please I need your ideas. Suggestions on the back of a wank mag please (not the middle cause it's normally a bit sticky).

Apologies to any newcomers *snigger* who have found the blog this week -it's not normally this smutty I promise.