Men don't want shagging no more (hello googlers!)
Honestly its sooo true....
After a very riveting debate at work the other day, the gals (and guy) in the office have in fact decreed that blokes don't want shagging any more.
Or to put it another way, they do want shagging but after about 6 months they're just not interested in it any more.
They just go off the idea hence the need for multiple partners (at this point I interjected with my fantastic rota system with built in MOT's at the 6 month point, but everyone went a bit quiet)and we women are left somewhat wanting. You see being the minxy devils that we are, our libido doesn't stop after 6 months use but can happily carry on for years like the proverbial Duracell Bunny (insert own bunny related witticism here).
So my little blogarino's the question is - Is it true, are hot blooded males really not so hot blooded, are men going to have to start resorting to the old 'I've got a headache' ruse just so they can have a peaceful night, cause I damned as well don't know any ladyee who's ever uttered that excuse! - Discuss
p.s. Could someone point me in the direction of the big aircraft hanger which is housing all the pre 6 month point men, who are obviously gagging for it!
13 comments:
Erm, I'm not in that band of not so merry men, although it's obviously not something boys discuss with each other, for obvious reasons. (stupid reasons but obvious)
what a load of old trollop that is.
I'm not in that group either. Far from it.
The boys would deny it, though wouldn't they?
I think you are definately right having discussed the matter with various friends over the years. Men's sexual peak is about 16 whereas women's is 30-40. You need to get yourself a younger man jools.
Yeh yeh right boys, we all believe you!
RD - Great idea younger man, however there hasn't exactly been anyone knocking down my door recently...just show me where this stockpile of young virile men are, and let me at em!
The male sexual peak is supposed to be at about eighteen, isn't it? Well, having sex with other people, that is. Having sex with themselves is a different matter, which probably explains why most of the searches you get on blogs are for pictures of Sarah Beeny's jugs or ... more "specialised" interest photos, shall we say.
Hello! This seems an ideal comment thread for me to introduce myself. You said hello on my blog, so to be honest this is all your own fault.
I can't really comment personally as I haven't had all that many long term relationships. (Not my fault, I hasten to add. And certainly not due to sex. I hope. Um.) It doesn't seem all that likely to me at any rate, otherwise most relationships would fall apart after 6 months.
I think the more likely fact is that the stereotype that all men are constantly gagging for it is just as outdated as the one that says women have a headache all the time. Sometimes we just want to be held...
Sorry to crash this post but your movie reference (chief hail hail chief yada yada yada) on Blue Cat has me losing sleep, and either you haven't revisited the thread and spotted my first reeks of desperation or You Are The Beautiful Lady Who Never Says Thankyou and I claim my five pounds. Please please put me out of my misery . . .
As for men and sex, not the vaguest I'm afraid. I think it depends on who you read, Steven Pinker or - well, everybody else.
Do you have Ceroc where you are?
Mangonel - It was in fact the fantastic My fellow Americans, starring Jack Lemmon...Enjoy!
Jools , let uncle beast explain it too you....boys like to feel in control , the old hunter gatherer thing , if you had to come home to some over libidinous amazon , snarling at you to get ya kit off and give em a good stuffing....every single night , I am suprised they last six months.
If you want to keep em gaggin , you gotta make em work for it.
Desperation is so unattractive :-)
As a nymphomaniac with a drawer full of Ann Summers' finest toys (and some toys from Erotica), I found that most guys couldn't keep up with me anyway. I tried polyamory for a while. Have now found someone who can keep up with me - being able to meet only at weekends means we don't take each other for granted.
Wasn't there a quote about Mrs US President remarking on the mating frequency of cockerels, only to get the retort that cockerels aren't monogamous.
There's the famous "Honeymoon Effect" - once a couple get settled into comfortable coupledom, frequency of sex diminishes as they take each other for granted and don't need to reinforce their bond every 5 minutes in the nearest shrubbery.
Matt Ridley's "The Red Queen" explains a lot about human mating strategies and frequencies.
Um, what's the happy medium then between nothing at all and every bloody morning, noon and night?
A happy medium means 3.5 days of nothing and 3.5 days of frantic boinking. See each other only 3.5 days/week and take the average ...
Jools, I love your rota idea. Why did nobody at work back you up on it? Fools.........
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