03 October 2006

A return and an update

Ok So I'm still invaliding and feeling sorry for myself

So first a return to norm: I have so far this week managed to a) stab the roof of my mouth with a piece of chocolate and b) get my toe completely tangled up in my slipper causing me to fall awkwardly onto the bed like a beslippered jellyfish - God only knows what is going to befall me when we arrive at c!
Also I totally forgot to share this office based piece of wisdom from the other week. Staff member and myself had got into a conversation regarding small ears (I have them, she has them - problems with headphones etc) anyway we then proceeded to measure such ears (I mean who uses rulers for anything over than measuring parts of the body, or occasionally filing cabinets), ears duly measured (hers were the smallest) I then indicated that what I really meant was the ear canal and that we need to get some expanding device that we could plug into our ears and then remove and measure - Yes folks wait for it...hence our idea for ear tampons (that'll bring in the googlers). Yet another wonderful example of the British ingenuity to make something truly wonderful out of something so banal - do you think we should send it to 'inventors anonymous'?

An Update - Also forgot to mention that some very nice ladies have invited me to a tapas soiree in Basingstoke at the weekend. Hopefully will be there girls but does depend on level of sickiness. See Bills you're not the only one who gets to meet t'internet peeps.
On that note - when we having a blog meet then guys, I know Billy's gone off the boil recently what with his new sidling love affair ;) but I still want to meet up and am happy to donate to the 'Get Heather out of Scotland' fund?

**Update - Ridiculous 'I'm feeling sorry for myself' style posts have been removed, cause quite frankly, they're boring and dull even for me - but thanks for the get well wishes and kind thoughts from all.

7 comments:

Billy said...

"Billy's gone off the boil recently what with his new sidling love affair"

*splutters* The termarity...

Actually I'm up for a bloggmeeting thingy, I'm quite the amaciable sort. I understand Heather is dahn south in January, hopefully not the weekend I'll be at a wedding.

Blogmeet
Blogmeet

Yeah!

Jools said...

Heather will most certainly be in London in Jan as hopefully will I, however I was hoping to get together a little sooner. Will make a new post but I just wondered what people's new year plans are as I fancy doing something completely out of the norm and will find myself at a loose end this year.

realdoc said...

I'm on for a blog meet too. Hopefully I will meet you in January but you should do one of those live quiz thingies billy used to do before he got distracted.

Hells said...

Ooh me too! And also for the "Donate to Heather" Cause.

And Jools, when you're divorce comes through and when mine finally get's sorted, we should have a little "Divorce party".

Not that we need any excuses to have a party or anything...

Istvanski said...

"I mean who uses rulers for anything over than measuring parts of the body?"

How about the legions of pre-pubescent schoolboys?
Not that I speak from experience in this area you understand...

Istvanski said...

"I mean who uses rulers for anything over than measuring parts of the body?"

A Catholic priest mentioned that adolescent schoolboys have certain uses for rulers.

Istvanski said...

What's with this blogger beta thing?
Comments section is going all mental on me. It didn't accept the 1st comment and now it has! Aarrgghh!!!
Make it stop.