Where the whole of England melted

Yet again it's too bloody hot..Where all my bits are sticking to other bits and even my hair and pc mouse are sweating! You know us English never happy no matter what the weather, but god what I wouldn't give to be making snow angels at the moment. Oh and bloody thunderbugs, what's the deal with them, not only do you get all hot and sticky but then you get wee little black flecks getting all hot and sticky on top of you. If anything's going to get hot and sticky on top of me I'd much rather it be a gorgeous hunk of male. (Preferably of the Eddie Vedder variety).